|Europeans:||I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.|
|Americans:||I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.|
|#australians:||i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay|
the gay side of tumblr is so much more fun than the straight side of tumblr
No I didn’t man for this to happen. I was just being honest. *blushes brightly*
I hate to break this to you but there are lesbian relationships that involve penis because there are trans lesbians with penises....
gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history